Anonymous asked: OH HI BOSS. FANCY SEEING YOU AROUND HERE.
Anonymous asked: If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
That huge bitch dead.
askirlheelietavros-deactivated2 asked: dOES, uH, dOGGY WANT A TREAT? }:)
Anonymous asked: What would you like to do with Jade?
Oh. Well… hey. Look, I’m not here to kill you. Not for now. I’m just here to answer questions.
BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF—
—Jesus Christ, sorry about that. I mean, wait, no. I don’t have to apologize to you, I don’t even know you! Goddamn it…
I’m Bec Noir. I’m a regicidal, omnicidal dog with sunglasses and wings, and I’ll stab you if I damn well please. Ask me something.