Ask me, I dare you.

OH HI BOSS. FANCY SEEING YOU AROUND HERE.

Anonymous

If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?

Anonymous

That huge bitch dead.

dOES, uH, dOGGY WANT A TREAT? }:)

What would you like to do with Jade?

Anonymous

Come on, ask me something.

Oh. Well… hey. Look, I’m not here to kill you. Not for now. I’m just here to answer questions.

BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF—

—Jesus Christ, sorry about that. I mean, wait, no. I don’t have to apologize to you, I don’t even know you! Goddamn it…

I’m Bec Noir. I’m a regicidal, omnicidal dog with sunglasses and wings, and I’ll stab you if I damn well please. Ask me something.