Oh. Well… hey. Look, I’m not here to kill you. Not for now. I’m just here to answer questions.
BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF—
—Jesus Christ, sorry about that. I mean, wait, no. I don’t have to apologize to you, I don’t even know you! Goddamn it…
I’m Bec Noir. I’m a regicidal, omnicidal dog with sunglasses and wings, and I’ll stab you if I damn well please. Ask me something.